Making Greater Britain

One of the many sectors of the economy to benefit from British independence has been the famously expanding tailback industry at Dover, which is expected to expand even further when the beastly Euro-wogs implement their sinister scheme to undermine the great British passport with high technology. Fortunately, pluck and gumption may yet prevail as the Port of Dover is resolved to expand Britain and make room for the extra queues. It is hoped that plans will be complete by the end of the year and that the Government will make a financial contribution, even though success will necessarily make the English Channel narrower, thereby shortening the route for invaders in small boats.