Fantastic Incredibility of Democratic Multiculturality

Fishy Rishi has refrained from echoing his successor's Conservative Party leadership campaign speech which, following the Brexiteer tradition of fighting internal wars mainly by shouting at foreigners, she delivered to a far-right thick-tank in the United States. Distancing himself from the rule-breaking loose cannon whom he appointed through no fault of his own, Fishy Rishi praised the fantastic multicultural democracy which enables a squillionare-by-marriage to take on the job of prime minister with no mandate from the country and then rip up the manifesto on which his party attained its parliamentary majority. Fishy Rishi countered his successor's criticism of those too cowardly to be thought racist with the boast that he and his fellow genuine citizens have done an incredible job integrating people into the monolithic value system of entrepreneurial gumption that is the true glory of Britishness. Doubtless Fishy Rishi's patriotic sentiments are shared, with all due moderation of sensibility, by the two lying, poor-bashing, migrant-kicking white males knighted by the Conservative Party who constitute our fantastic multicultural democracy's main electoral choices beyond the lying, poor-bashing, migrant-kicking Conservative Party.