Dynamic Realignment Through Managerial Inertia

A suitful of tepid corned beef has announced a non-change in Team Starmer's European non-policy from the other side of the globe, prompting some in his own party to marvel at his forensic temerity. The parliamentary wing of the Farage Falange was in no doubt: routine protestations that Team Starmer regards with loathing and horror the idea of rejoining the customs union or single market drew squeals of patriotic indignation from the Minister for Wogs and Misnomer and from Jeremy C Hunt, both of whom raised the apocalyptic possibility that a Labour government would undermine Global Britain's glorious epoch of rule-taking and red tape. Nevertheless, it remains eminently apparent that Team Starmer in office would not want to diverge from EU rules and would almost certainly do so only in the event of a more or less pragmatic political expediency such as winning over yet more of the kind of voter who thinks Nadine Dorries a better bet than Sadiq Khan.