Zac's Back

Team Starmer's heroic efforts to cleanse the Labour Party of non-acceptable racism may soon receive another well-deserved prize, as a rather large rat flirts with the possibility of a leap from the sinking Tory ship to the buoyant one. Baron Goldsmith of Richmond Park, the ridiculous little racist whose London mayoral campaign associated Sadiq Khan with terrorist bus bombings and tried to appeal to Hindus on the grounds that Khan would deprive them of their exotic jewellery, has proclaimed that Team Starmer might just possibly be worthy of his support, provided a tweak or two is bestowed upon the green crap before it is rowed back much further. Whether Goldsmith will be judged enough of a man of the people to merit the Starmer embrace remains as yet unclear, although denials from Labour anonymoids presumably indicate that the leadership is giving the matter serious consideration. Certainly, only the most contemptible Just Stop Oil antisemite would deny his lordship's qualifications as a possible Labour candidate to punish Khan's environmental derelictions in Uxbridge.