Still Not Very Civilised

Deliberately targeting civilians during an armed conflict is, of course, a war crime except when the nice people do it, and the minister in charge of Africa is fretting lest good intentions gone awry in Darfur should affect British business interests. Since Africa is a rather primitive place, with the obvious exception of Rwanda, the minister has proclaimed that the migrant-bashing master race's case against the ethnic-cleansing coloureds will be backed by mere credible evidence, rather than the more customary and potent weapons of patriotic assertion and white world-saviour rah-rah. Alas, British efforts to pacify the region have suffered further hindrance from American foot-dragging on the issue, despite British expectations that the Allies would fall into line and make prompt preparations for a vote-winning military intervention.