Improved Sustainability Through Contributional Positivity

Traitors and enemies of the people will doubtless recall the world-beating rigour of the environmental regulation which was going to arrive with Britain's independence from the beastly Euro-wogs. Besides the raw sewage in England's rivers and seas, the Britishness of the new régime is making itself smelt in the United Kingdom's largest lake, where sewage dumping, slurry farming and artificial erosion have exacerbated the effects of climate change to produce an infestation of toxic blue vegetation on a scale rarely seen beyond the membership of Conservative and Unionist Party. The Government's response, so far, has been to wag its finger at the plebs, who evidently have not been putting enough bricks in their cisterns to prove their worth as constructive citizens. Whether Team Starmer's green new deal ("Twenty-eight billion! But then again not!") will provide a comparable moral incentive remains, as yet, so unclear as to be more or less turbid.