Economy Class

Between thirty and forty million's worth of contracts for helicoptering Fishy Rishi and his handful of remaining followers around the realm are not to be renewed. The Ministry for Wog-Bombing, which understandably handles such matters given that the Department for Transport tends to be run by people of the calibre of Grant Shapps and Mark Harper, has announced that unspecified other means and other assets will be utilised for the Rotary Wing Command Support Air Transport Service, which is the title British unpretentiousness has bestowed upon the handlers of the ministerial chopper. Whether Fishy Rishi now intends to set an example to the nation by imposing upon himself the plebeian austerities of limousines and executive jets remains to be seen.