Something Very Wrong

In the increasingly likely-looking event that Team Starmer succeeds in taking over Britain's Conservative government, the city of Milan need look for no diplomatic favours. The mayor of Milan has explicitly condoned the fiend Khan's ultra-low emissions zone, thereby openly defying the Leader's pronunciamento that the London mayor lost the Uxbridge by-election and brought the Labour Party into disrepute by wilfully and deliberately persisting with a policy the Conservatives disliked. The mayor of Milan has further undercut Team Starmer's ongoing defeat of its party activists by advocating, of all things, investment in public transport; and he even had the nerve to mention working together, as though Team Starmer's promise to keep Britain safe from the clutches of Strasbrussels were of hardly greater worth than one of its long since memory-holed sensible pledges. Clearly the mayor of Milan would do well to meditate upon his moral faults as the fiend Khan has already been instructed, lest his city too fall under the dreaded sway of uncosted antisemitism.