Let Down Again

Once the strutting Caudillo emeritus of the Farage Falange and his co-religionists in the Parliamentary Conservative Party have finished setting the banking system to rights, there seems a distinct moral imperative that they should turn their patriotic attention to Britain's continuing membership of the Euro-wog Space Agency. With unmitigated gall, the ESA has compelled a British-born satellite to take on a foreign descent, despite the said satellite being so clearly and characteristically British as to be defunct. Were it not that the master race has its hands full administering lessons in sovereign decency to the beastly Russians and the Heathen Chinee, such an act of terroristic sabotage would surely be considered an act of war. Even the manner of the satellite's demise was deliberately engineered to avoid damage to people or property, and therefore a calculated insult to the traditional world-beating attributes of crashes made in Britain.