Another Winner

Since the Labour Party exists to win elections and not to keep the planet habitable, it should surprise nobody that, regarding the matter of fulfilling Britain's pitifully inadequate international obligations on the climate emergency, Team Starmer once more agrees with the Conservatives. Although communistic non-governmental organisations have responded with crypto-antisemitic indignation, the only really noteworthy aspect of Labour's refusal to risk offending Supreme Leader Rupert and the Rothermere Daily Stürmer was that it took a full week after the hottest June on record for the full extent of front-bench abjection to make itself apparent. Hard-working families with well-mannered children will no doubt rejoice that Labour voters, like one or two other inhabitants of the Earth, have nowhere else to go.