Undiminished Returns

Patriots will rejoice that the ethical Britishness of our great nation's wog disposal system continues to be matched by its fiscal Britishness. A fourfold increase in the yield from the magic money tree has enabled the taxpayer to sponsor many deserving hotels; while the Government has introduced an element of poetic justice by plundering the foreign aid budget to pay itself for failing to process asylum claims. Meanwhile Fishy Rishi is due to lecture the beastly Euro-wogs on the moral equivalence between the invasion of Ukraine by Russia and the invasion of England by the swarming hordes of fast-breeding non-whites. Following the stunning success of the Rwanda transportation and warehousing scheme, new agreements with Bulgaria, Moldova and Georgia are in preparation, which will doubtless have the fiend Putin quaking in his boots.