The Curmudgeon

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Sunday, May 28, 2023

We All Make Mistakes

Mere decades after the fact, it has dawned upon the Other Milibeing that the Iraq adventure was perhaps not quite the glorious crusade for Christendom that was presented at the time. Despite the purely moderate and sensible impact of the Other Milibeing's nearly-remembered tenure as Minister for Wogs, Frogs and Huns, he did have time to vote in favour of the war before toddling off to more lucrative pastures. He now sees the destruction and plundering of Iraq as a serious strategic indiscretion, since seeing it as a crude and illegal grab for resources might blaspheme the memory of the Blessed Tony, and would arguably justify reparations at the personal expense of the Other Milibeing. Now that Russia has been so impolite as to invade Ukraine, the true magnitude of the error can be observed in the reluctance of some little brown folk to emulate their natural leaders in trading arms and dispensing moral condemnation. Evidently even the great British pastime of wog-bombing may have a price not worth paying if it leads the lesser breeds astray.

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