They've Got Banks

Now that independence from the beastly Euro-wogs has liberated the master race to seek the lower tariffs and lesser bureaucracy denied us under the Strasbrussels yoke, the hapless Kemi Badenoch has plodded off Switzerland for a bit of a chat about chocolate and red meat. These are, of course, two vital ingredients for the next eighteen months of electoral rabble-rousing; the necessary admixture of hot air and excrement can no doubt be manufactured domestically. Learning the lessons from her brief and embarrassing lapse into near-veracity a few days ago, Badenoch will also seek to persuade the Swiss (who are such natural trading partners for Britain that Britain is already trading with them) that the mainland is a "services superpower," presumably on the grounds that the Government pays billionaires better than health workers and dislikes manufacturing anything real.