Saving Cuts

In the great Churchillian tradition of protecting Poland from invaders, the greatest army in the world has been collaborating in the great and noble task of deterring people-traffickers by slicing up their victims. On orders from the Ministry for Wog-Bombing, personnel from the Royal Engineers have provided "infrastructure support" on the border between Poland and Belarus, in the form of a hundred-and-sixteen-mile Trumpster-lite razor-wire fence. As one would expect from Global Britain, electrification was an infrastructure too far; but sixteen or more invaders have been seriously injured trying to cross the barrier, suffering damage consistent with the standards of Serco, G4S or the Metropolitan Police. Of course, the swarming hordes have only themselves to blame for trying to cross the barrier, just as cultural Marxists on the mainland bear ultimate responsibility for precipitating the wage and pensions crisis by living too long and eating too much. Curiously, despite the unimpeachable Britishness of the values involved, neither the Ministry for Wog Control nor the Ministry for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets seems inclined to take the credit.