Proximity Alert

Further apologies have been forthcoming from the Metropolitan Firearms, Headbangers and Lawbreakers' Club, as it turns out that one of those arrested while the Imperial Glitterhat was being emplaced upon the Defender of the Faith was an innocent bystander as opposed to a guilty protester. Although an immigrant of sorts, she happens to be of an acceptable moral complexion; but nevertheless she was arrested, handcuffed and detained for thirteen hours on suspicion of having intentions, apparently on the grounds that she was standing near the kind of thought-criminals who think the climate emergency might merit some sort of precedence. A spokesbeing for the Met has already shunted the blame onto the provincial force to which the arresting officer belonged, though it remains as yet unclear how many enforcement custodians will now face arrest and imprisonment on suspicion of intending to share office space with their criminal colleagues.