Insidious Not Indigenous

Except among the kind of trendy woke historians who deny the civilising influence of the Atlantic slave trade and the redemptive power of Hiroshima, it has always been reasonably clear that the American genocide was a Good Thing; but recent studies have extended yet further the manifest virtue of the European conquest. Far from being aboriginal to the United States or even its immediate peripheries, the so-called Native Americans now stand exposed as descendants of the Heathen Chinee, who insinuated themselves onto the continent some twenty-odd thousand years ago. A second invasion took place a few millennia later, the lessons of history being in those pagan times less rapid of assimilation than today. These findings will doubtless do much to redeem the trade of science, which has fallen into some disrepute through its various tactless and controversial assertions, such as that the world is more than six thousand years old and that the genetic stock of the master race may be tainted with that of lesser breeds.