In All Humility

Rah rah for the crown of the King,
His robes and his stick and his ball;
Slave-loot of his forebears, and all
That fine Ruritanian bling!

Rah rah for the Destiny Stone:
Sere seat for the Buttocks Majestic,
Symbolic of Britain's fantastic
And merited global renown!

Rah rah for the King's coronation:
The empire's supreme glitterhat
Plonked on the Bonce Royal! With that,
Bethink ye, O plebs, of your station!

Dewey Mindrot