Bad Etymology
Garbage, n. from garb, clothing, and -age, hence that with which the human species habitually covers itself.
Monarchy, n. corruption of menarche, the onset of menstruation: the embarrassing appearance at regular intervals of small but assertive quantities of waste human tissue.
2 Comments:
At 10:19 am ,
TheJudge said...
It's an effusion of clots whichever way one looks at it.
At 9:53 pm ,
Philip said...
Brings a whole new resonance to the royal bloodline and leaks from the Palace.
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