Dirty Business

Being affiliated neither to the Church of Rome nor to the Metropolitan Police, it appears that the Confabulation of Business Interests may be driven to a more extensive re-branding exercise than either of its fellow religious organisations. Allegations of rape, harassment and sexual misconduct have prompted several dozen mambers of the club to disassociate themselves: a fiscal and therefore a moral misfortune which has yet to befall either Vatican Incorporated or the choirboys in the church of law and order. The CBI has stated that steps are being taken, but it remains as yet unclear whether these will comprise a change of logo or some token boardroom churn; and since the organisation is founded upon a royal charter, it seems unlikely that the situation is serious enough to require both at once.