British Border Battlebot

The happy relationship between artificial intelligence and the natural genius of His Majesty's Government is set to attain yet greater heights with a new technological drive to deter the swarming migrant hordes. Since the cunning invaders have proven immune to fantasy spreadsheets and racist algorithms, the Ministry for Wog Control has arranged a three-day nerdfest to search for innvative new solutions that are both effective in shunting refugees to Rwanda and economical as regards the consumption of precious ministerial brain-power. Participants will be required to sign a non-disclosure agreement, so nobody need fear that the resulting innovations might be utilised for nefarious purposes by NHS workers trying to get relatives out of Sudan.