The Wrong Back Yard

Plans to put a new wog warehousing centre in a Conservative constituency have elicited predictable squeals from the relevant honourable member, who in this case also happens to be Fishy Rishi's Misnomer for Foreigners, Beads and Trinkets. James Cleverly, whose appointment to a constituency called Braintree must count as one of Stupid Party Central's less tasteful jokes, proclaimed his deep concern about the remoteness of the site and the limited transport infrastructure, while affirming his continuing fealty to the Government's wog disposal plans. It is certainly inexcusable that the Ministry for Wog Control should bestow upon the invaders a standard of accommodation that is increasingly foisted off on the master race; especially given the superior quality of transport infrastructre at the bustling international hub that is Kigali.