Once More, Things Have Finally Gone Too Far

Crusaders for common sense will doubtless be girding on their armour and tonguing up their megaphones at the news that a river has been granted rights. Lewes district council passed a motion which not only infringes the rights of moisture provision profiteers to dump raw sewage wherever they feel like it, but opens up the ghastly possibility that Britain's liberation from the Strasbrussels yoke may be imperilled by vexatious legal actions on behalf of bodies of water. Indeed, when one considers that British water has unrestrained access to virtually every bathroom in the country, including those used by women and children, it should be clear to all but the most ardent defenders of wokeness that somebody ought to do something.