Bene Qui Sedulo

In a veritable orgasm of moral Britishness, the parent company of the Rothermere Daily Stürmer has invoked the Human Rights Act to keep its hirelings' names out of the Press. The amusingly-named Associated Newspapers is subject to a vexatious lawsuit by a renegade, miscegenatory Royal and a multiracial cabal of metropolitan élitists, over activities which the company defends on the grounds that they all happened a long time ago (viz. the year of grace 2018 and before), and are evidenced only in material provided to a previous inquiry of which the Rothermere Daily Stürmer disapproved. However, in a blatant snub to British values the enemy of the people in charge of the pre-trial hearing blocked publication of the names "in the interests of fairness and the administration of justice."