Corporate Butts

In the spirit of fighting the climate catastrophe by telling the poor to eat less meat, the water watchdog has bounded up to Britain's moisture provision profiteers and sunk its affectionate gums into their well-fleshed silk-besuited legs. Should companies condescend to obey the accompanying whines and whimpers, decades of economically managed infrastructure may one day be partially compensated for by rewarding comsumers who have water-barrels on their property. The regulator has also submitted that the companies might care to introduce a flexible system of charging, meanwhile encouraging us all, the regulator apprently included, in the practice of wisdom and prudence.