Sweet Vindication

That rigorous regulatory régime of consumer protection which has obtained upon the mainland since independence from the Strasbrussels dictatorship has received an inadvertent tribute from the ghastly Euro-wogs. An investigation by the European Commission found that nearly half of honey products were adulterated with cheaper ingredients, including a world-beating one hundred per cent of the samples from Global Britain. Although the original impurity can conveniently be blamed upon the Heathen Chinee, the commissars' verdict must indubitably have been influenced by jealousy at British entrepreneurial rampancy; and, as one would expect during a cost-of-living crisis, the great British public has been advised to do its part against the insidious infiltration by exercising its ever-increasing freedom of choice towards more expensive products.