Moderate Progress at a Sensible Pace

Among the immediate and tangible benefits of liberation from the Strasbrussels yoke was, as we know, the chance to adopt those ever more stringent environmental standards which had been forbidden us by the beastly Euro-wogs. As one would expect, the Conservatives seized this opportunity and gave the water profiteers fourteen years to start thinking about cleaning up their act, and another fifteen in which to refrain from dumping raw sewage; and, as one would expect, vexatious remainers are even now complaining to the enemies of the people that it isn't good enough. Judging by these traitorous importunities, one would almost think that real people with private pools didn't exist, or that some people would be happy to see the cleansing blessings of sovereignty swept away on a filthy tide of infrastructure.