Fair is Fair

There are few greater pleasures than receiving news of old enemies, so it is satisfying to observe that the Trumpster and his rabid orange head-tribble have been fined the price of a few days' rations of Diet Coke™ for bringing a frivolous and vexatious lawsuit against Hillary Clinton. Noting that the accusations were intended essentially as a political stunt in the service of the tiny-handed one's personal Dolchstoßlegende, the judge sanctioned the Trumpster and his lawyer to the catchy little tune of nine hundred and thirty-seven thousand, nine hundred and eighty-nine dollars and thirty-nine cents. It seems entirely possible that this crime against rounding-up has itself been perpetrated for the purposes of political malice, since the enemy-of-the-people in question was appointed by Clinton's husband. Indeed, the head-tribble had emanated orders for the Trumpster to drop the lawsuit on those very grounds, but their lawyer advised them to persist, and she has therefore been informed that the Trumpster considers her liable for the full amount.