Deus Caritas Est

Joseph has gone to his reward,
Stands as a child before his Lord,
Who has, we trust, prepared a feast
Of rampant paedophilic priest.

A mighty regiment in black,
Crusading knights primed for attack,
Each lusting ever for the chance
For God and Church to wield his lance.

In loving kindness draw they nigh
With lowered heads and cassocks high,
To probe, with glad and humble hearts,
The depths of Joseph's holy parts.

Penny Tenser