Take No Prisoners

Although the Minister for Wog-Bombing huffily denied that using untrained squaddies to replace striking environmental hostilification operatives would not make Britain's borders more permeable, it appears that mere facts are taking their usual uncooperative stance. Armed forces personnel do not have the powers to detain anyone they suspect of criminal activity, and yet the number of people held for further checks at Heathrow has inexplicably dropped ninety-five per cent as compared with the corresponding period last year. There was a slight increase in stoppages at Manchester airport, possibly because a visit by the Minister for Wog-Bombing provided some anticipatory incentivisation. Patriots will no doubt rejoice that the zeal of Britain's Ministry for Wog Control, while naturally not extending to the provision of adequate wages and working conditions, is such that the greatest armed services in the world (viz the British) are traitors by comparison.