Stronger Together

If Brexit has you feeling sour,
Leave patriots to give us power.
If you support the striking workers
We grown-ups do not favour shirkers.
If you're a renter not a buyer,
Our demographic's pay is higher.
If you think change is overdue
We do not need the likes of you;
And if you're poor and under thirty,
Your vote would only get us dirty.

Sir Rodney Caution, KCB