New Lynch Mob, New Catch-Phrase

In keeping with Conservative efforts to co-opt employers, teachers and landlords as wog control assets, Team Starmer has extruded something called Steve to preach utilising victims of crime as agents of punishment. "Community sentencing" (forced labour, in Oldspeak) is to be expanded, and crime victims will be incentivised to fill up their copious free time by serving on "community payback boards," which of course sound hardly sinister at all, and performing the supervisory work which a less enlightened society might consider an excuse to employ adequately paid and trained professionals. Most important of all, Team Starmer's thing called Steve is resolved to update an advertising slogan famously spouted by the Reverend Tony of the Most Servile Confabulation of the Stocking-Top, a few years before he took up war crimes.