True Blue Confessions

I've kissed a Tory and I am not ashamed;
I've snogged a slum-lord and I cannot be blamed.
For friends who are Right I strive and never shirk;
I've bussed a Brexiter and tried to make it work.
With rich boys and rentiers I'll always try to please;
Lead me to Capital and I'll get on my knees.
Connected so well, such fine social webs,
So fine their techniques - I'll try them on the plebs.

Keene Smarmer