Those Who Vilify the Arab Republic

Having belatedly condescended to attend the climate summit in Egypt, Fishy Rishi has made encouraging progress towards the next stage of his green agenda: namely finding a convenient distraction from his lack of a green agenda. Fortunately, one of those imprisoned by the Egyptian government for their derelictions during the 2011 uprising has recently acquired honorary status as a member of the master race; so the British government has an excuse to wag the finger at President Sisi without too much risk of being denounced from its own back-benches as a globalist woke conspiracy dedicated, with unrelenting and insensate fanaticism, to the genocide of British statues and the condoning of the beastly Euro-wog agenda to restrict the freedom of movement of British sewage. Just like the Heathen Chinee ambassador when subjected to a moral dressing-down by La Truss, Sisi will no doubt be grateful for British guidance on tolerance of peaceful protest, the sanctity of due process, and the need for humane conditions in prison.