Malicious Interventionism

Even as Fishy Rishi and Jeremy C Hunt prepare to expunge the revisionist horrors of their socialist-deviationist predecessors, the malevolent octopus of internationalist interference circles like an ominous, shrieking vulture in the clear blue sunlit uplands of renewed austerity. A foreigner with a funny name has declared himself "extremely troubled" by the Government's likely plans for a renewed assault on public services and the poor, and even went so far as to imply that there is such a thing as a bad time for putting the boot into those not wealthy enough to pay taxes, let alone dodge them. His predecessor, an uppity colonial whose somewhat more sensible name did not prevent his finding the Government's fiscal probity punitive, mean-spirited and callous, was comprehensively rebutted by minions of Tumbledown Tessie saying they disagreed; on this occasion, having been provoked beyond endurance by the persistent mention of human rather than British rights, and of international law unmitigated by either limitation or specificity, the Government has not deigned to respond.