You're In Big School Now

Four reports by the chief inspector of racial swampage and locust control have been released after a delay of several months, apparently in order to coincide with the departure of the fascistic Suella Braverman from the Ministry for Wog Control and her replacement with the failed confidence trickster Sebastian Green. The reports criticise the Ministry for its approach to housing junior job-stealers, which incorporates the usual disdain for the dictatorial orthodoxies of planning and oversight, as well as a disinclination to stop housing unaccompanied child asylum seekers in hotels. Doubtless the Ministry would be only too happy to free up the bridal suites for native customers by sending the little woglings to Rwanda or pitching them into the sea; but it seems that not even the great British public can yet be relied upon to vote in sufficient numbers for a programme of such radical decency and fairness. In the meantime, the Ministry has unofficially ditched the requirement for infantine cockroaches to be supervised by staff who have been vetted for working with children. Not only does it mean less red tape, but the possibility of an intimate visit by a party animal in the Prince Andrew or Jimmy Savile style must certainly constitute one of the more eeconomically efficient features of the hostile environment.