The Curmudgeon

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Sunday, October 02, 2022

Your Most Loyal and Humble Servant

We are all aware, since our liege-lords never tire of telling us, that among the many squillion indispensable functions of the monarchy is its protection of British democracy. Without a royal head of state, the master race would be at unacceptable risk of falling prey to unelected extremists, as happens every day in all the world's republics. Patriots can therefore be proud that one of the first acts of the new king has been to follow the "advice" of Liz Truss and decline an invitation to address a United Nations summit on climate change. Although a few royal grouse moors remain as yet un-rewilded, his Majesty has had a good deal to say on environmental matters, and has at least twice advised previous summits of the need for a "war footing" in dealing with the climate breakdown; but it would hardly do for him to express agreement with the scientific consensus now that he has put away childish things.

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