You Can't Get the Henchliners These Days

Even the hired thugs are giving up. The Government's airline of last resort for the Rwanda transportation scheme, the charmingly-named Privilege Style, has decided not to participate, even though Rwanda has been proclaimed a safe and secure country by the Ministry for Wog Control, which until recently was part of a government that was functioning so well that ministers described it as "functioning." Privilege Style was subjected to email campaigns and unfavourable publicity of the kind which will no doubt soon be deemed illegal harassment by the defenders of democracy at Westminster. It remains as yet unclear whether the airline's corporate conscience will henceforth be able to stand flying ex-Home Secretaries, should any of Britain's increasingly bountiful crop wish to spend more time with their overseas investments.