They Don't Fight Fair

With typically subtle and insidious cunning, the Heathen Chinee are offering former RAF pilots large sums of money to train their own personnel. This fiendish Oriental perversion of the free market has elicited squeals of moral indignation from British officials, few of whom appear to have registered much objection to British personnnel training Islamic fundamentalist head-choppers in the service of the House of Saud. Quite aside from the sinister treachery of asking our people in when we've kicked out so many of theirs, the Heathen Chinee are hardly to be trusted with the kind of expertise Britain's brave boys brought to Afghanistan and Iraq. With such peace-keeping and state-building potential in its hands, it is horrid to think what an irresponsible government might attempt.