Return of the H-Word

We've given the bankers a fright
And put our investors to flight!
Let's flush poor old Kwasi
Down into the carsey
And bring in a chap who's more white!

Our brand is so horribly scarred,
The new guard requires a new guard!
Let's fill up our team
Of the Right that's extreme
With chaps from the Right that is hard!

A prick has been given the punt
To mollify market affront;
The Party's renewed
With callous and crude,
Complete and calamitous Hunt!

Cherry Chunter