Gale Gets the Wind Up

Only slightly more than a decade after the hostile environment was introduced, and following a mere several years of loud complaints from the Government's far-right string-pullers and its moderate and sensible opposition that the migrant swarms have it too soft, a Conservative expenses claimant has registered concern about conditions at a wog disposal centre in his own constituency. It would, huffed Sir Roger Gale, be "wholly unacceptable" for ministers to allow a breach of the customary humane conditions in order to deter the swarming hordes; especially if the only noticeable result is more wogs in the back-yards of people who voted Sir Roger Gale onto the Westminster gravy train. With that meteoric rapidity of uptake so characteristic of the modern Conservative Party, Gale even went so far as to ponder whether the hostile environment, a flagship policy since as recently as 2012, might not in fact have been deliberately imposed.