Axis of Negotiability

Like other heretical ideologies throughout history, the horrid scourge of woke anti-growth Treasury orthodoxy has infiltrated the highest echelons of world leadership, leaving plucky little Britain to battle on alone. A policy adviser at the US Department of State gave an explicit warning against continuing the National Johnson's belligerent attitude to the Irish Question, even as the present Secretary for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets prepares to tell his Free State counterpart what's what. Compounding his sins against sovereignty, the State Department counsellor urged a "strong relationship" between Global Britain and the Euro-wog enemy, while implying that failure to maintain such a relationship might adversely affect Washington's willingness to lend the squeaking and clucking of its increasingly small and deranged client state a sympathetic ear. Meanwhile the fiend Varadkar hinted that the diplomatic colossus of Lord Frost and the National Johnson had somehow been duped into accepting an excessively rigorous régime in the Northern Ireland protocol: a clear attempt to wedge a poisoned olive branch between the Government and the sunlit uplands.