Support Your Local Truss

Rah rah for our Dear Leader Truss!
How jolly for lucky old us,
For soon we shall see
Who gets by tax-free
And who gets thrown under the bus!

Rah rah for our Dear Leader Liz,
Who's quite the political whiz:
Against foes and shirkers
Like France and the workers,
She's already got down to biz!

Rah rah for our Dear Leader Truss,
Elected without fear or fuss
In poll fair and free
By zero point three
Of one whole percentile of us!

Rah rah for our Dear Leader Liz!
Such fine British filly she is,
With Union Jack
At sides, front and back
Of vacuous patriot phiz!

Rah rah for our Dear Leader Truss,
Who certainly will be a plus
Both local and global
While wielding her noble,
Refined culture-war blunderbuss!

Johnson Holder