St Bartholomew's Denialism

One might think that an Irish politician would know better than to stab his nation's historical benefactors in the back; yet a formr taoiseach of the Irish Free State has not only taken sides in favour of the filthy Euro-wogs, but has sought to deny Northern Ireland its long-festered historical birthright as part of an international blame game. Bertie Ahern, of course, was among those enemies of the people who collaborated in imposing the Good Friday agreement, which has since done so much to sabotage British independence from the Strasbrussels dictatorship. Clearly intimidated by Britain's plucky entrepreneurship in forging new links with world powers such as Rwanda and Outer Mongolia, Ahern was tactless enough to imply that the British government has some sort of obligation to be respectful and reasonable, if you please, towards foreign interests, even when it has signed a treaty with them. "This isn't rocket science," proclaimed the Beast of Belfast, advocating a lazy reliance on technology and echoing that arrogant rationalism of faithless and backsliding persons which has resounded through the ages since the advent of Jesus Christ, Margaret Thatcher and Nigel Farage. From his obsessive concern with the mechanics of mere trade, one would almost think Ahern didn't even recognise a religious war when he saw one.