Historical Straitjacket

Meanwhile, at the dark and devious heart of the vile Strasbrussels dictatorship, yet further mischief is brewing. Psychiatrists, those epitomes of élite metropolitan social-working wokeness, have decreed that Belgium has an actual history and, worse yet, that people might do themselves good by finding out about it. As might be expected, this process consists of economy-sabotaging free visits to cultural institutions, among which the only faint whiff of Britishness appears to be a sewer museum. There is no sign whatever that the beastly foreign opiates will include anything so healthy as the traditional British prescription for tincture of rah-rah and Churchill suppository.