From New Amsterdam to New Kigali

Enforcers from New York City's charmingly-named Department of Homeless Services have taken forthright British measures against the local swarming hordes. The unfortunate influx had reached New York via Texas as a beneficiary of the Republican campaign for the mid-term elections, which involves deporting immigrants from non-traitor states and foisting them on the liberal metropolitan élites. Like many a carefree lawman before them, the officers were indiscreet enough to allow the incident to be recorded on video, and one of them has been suspended from duty as a result. Whether the Government of Global Britain will be congratulating the city of New York, either upon the Britishness of its policing or upon its new and shining status as a Rwanda for states made great again, remains as yet unclear.