Kulaks of Wokeness

That hotbed of subversion, the British farming industry, has permitted its members a scandalous temptation towards un-British pessimism. The National Farmers' Union carried out a survey in which more than half of respondents complained of losing production through the labour shortage. Many who would have been helping in the fields during less controlled times have either moved to better paid work or have been expelled from the country; while the only Ukrainians available for exploitation are those who are not of military age and yet can still fight their way through the Home Office's wog deterrence obstacle course. It appears that many in the farming community are dangerously close to promoting the idea that food, even when grown in the greatest soil in the world, is better for its merely nutrient qualities rather than for the Union Jack on the packaging. They should consider themselves fortunate that, while there may soon be laws against vilifying Britain, our great democratic tradition precludes any laws against starving it.