The Inheritors

Rah rah for our rich little Rishi!
With doings deliciously fishy,
Such burdens he's carried
With money he married
And principles charmingly squishy!

Rah rah for the charming Liz Truss,
Whose Cabinet past is a plus:
While plotting attacks
'Twixt Union Jacks,
She held up our Johnson for us!

Rah rah for the system so silly
That picked out this pair willy-nilly,
To give all the gammon,
Blue-rinsers and Mammon
The choice of a wog or a filly!

Pongo Brittan