Religious Literalism

In accordance with the convenient behavioural law which permits agreement with one's inferiors in the face of a common adversary, Her Majesty's Government has condescended to concur with those of Germany and France in asserting that Iran is testing ballistic missiles which may one day enable the ultimate atrocity, namely acting as a deterrent to the Righteous State. Such is the insane irrationality of the mad mullahs that they seem to think their role in the talks to restore the nuclear non-proliferation deal is something other than to roll over and give vent to clamorous gratitude. Not only are the fanatical fiends demanding that the World Cop by the grace of God cause the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to be officially de-terroristicalised; they are even asking for guarantees that any deal will be kept should the Trumpster or one of his acolytes get into the White House again. One might almost say that, much like the beastly Euro-wogs when faced with limited and specific demands from the mainland, the mad mullahs appear to be treating negotiations with the master race as something actually negotiable.