No Consideration

British values have suffered a setback in the Mediterranean, where a teenage refugee was caught on video blatantly rescuing an infant after their vessel was wrecked in a non-disaster that killed at least thirty swarming hordes. The delinquent is from Togo, near Rwanda, which shares its language with the beastly French and has consistently failed to recover the glories of its days as the Slave Coast. Doubtless this regrettable debasement of his native culture explains, though of course it cannot excuse, the teenager's flagrant lack of concern at the risk to British jobs.