New Iron Lady Creaking at the Hinges, Report Finds

Just to rub it in, a report on the state of the Ministry for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets offers a few hints as to what the country will face should the hundred and sixty thousand gammons and blue-rinsers who constitute our present electorate choose the populist Thatcherite filly over the upstart socialist wog. While in the grip of the National Johnson's adaptable Truss, the Ministry for Wogs, Frogs and Huns has failed to complete its hostile takeover of the Ministry for Conditional Philanthropy; and, as one would expect from a diplomat of Truss' calibre, relations with other departments are "strained." Since the war in Ukraine is a priority, the Foreign Office has cut its Russian-speaking staff by thirty per cent, refuses to budget for sanctions against Russia, and has assigned three times the number of staff to preparing the forthcoming crusade against the Heathen Chinee. In the interests of departmental purity, only twenty-nine per cent of the Foreign Office's UK staff work in foreign countries: an efficiency saving from more than fifty per cent under the treasonous woke régime of the New Labour wog-bombers. Fortunately, the ministry's inadequacies are more than compensated by a culture in which complaints cannot be raised without fear of reprisals or with confidence that concerns will be addressed.